Wednesday, February 3, 2010

A picture is worth 1000 words!

If it weren't for the smell I don't think I would have known what had happened until after he woke up from his nap!

I put John Paul down for a nap and went downstairs to do some house cleaning. I heard him grunting in his cradle. I thought hey he must be trying to get situated so he can fall asleep. Oh my God how wrong I was. I decided a few moments later to run up and make sure he was OK and sleeping!! He was sleeping, but my God when I opened the door the smell hit me like a 50 lb bag of crawfish that had been out in the sun for a week. I went to check his diaper and when I turned him over I got the SHOCK of my life. Note the picture above. I really don't think it does the whole situation justice but it was the best I could do. Can you say "DIAPER EXPLOSION!!!"

I don't know what I was thinking but I tried wiping him with a baby wipe. I gave up after a few minutes and gave him a bath!

Well that was the start of my day and it only went downhill from there. Judge snuck a box of crackers out of the kitchen and into the bathroom where he preceded to smash them into the tile and rug. Then I had my foot run over by a fire truck then not 5 minutes later had a rotary phone dropped on the same one. Judge pooped up the back of his diaper right before his nap and then unbeknown to me he took a juice cup to bed and spilt it all over his sheets. That cut his nap short and now he is as cranky as cranky gets.

As for my daughter. She some how found my hair spray once again and coated her pet dog in hair spray. After that she was a crab pot all day. WHINY WHINY WHINY!! ALL DAY LONG.

This afternoon I ordered pizza. feed John Paul, and have now turned them ALL over to their father. May God have mercy on his soul.

1 comment:

  1. OMG Jamie!!! No wonder you didn't answer the phone this afternoon. Sorry, but I was laughing my butt off when I saw the picture of John Paul. I have had bad diapers but that is the worst I have ever seen!


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